Volumes
This is the initial, first ever JBKF series. The very first original chapter - V1 exists in this series. JBKF was crafted on 8 and 9 December 2022 and was officially created on 20 August 2023. Since then, the series Volumes began.
Chapters
V1
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way; Santa Claus is coming; To kick Monica’s face. Hey, jingle bells jingle bells, jingle all the way; But Santa Claus got; Kicked on his face. Santa Claus was angry, he went home; He returned and Monica; Made him fall on his face. Santa Claus was sad, he went home; He never returned and; Tied His magical shoe lace. Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way; Then everyone kicked; Monica out of her home. Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way; Monica went to Santa’s home Then Santa jumped From the roof on her face. Monica was angry, she got up; And gave two tight slaps on his face. Santa Claus was red, he got up And kidnapped Monica inside his home. Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way; From here the great story started!
V2 Part 1
Somewhere in the North Pole... Paraoh:-Come on Monica, let's ask Santa about the Poem he meant about. Monica:-Alright let's go... Hark the heralds, the angels sing! tralalalalalalala. Glory to the new born king! tralalalalalalalala Kick Paraoh in the face, Monica doesn't tie her lace. Hark the heralds, the angels sing! To Kick them all in the face! Some fast-forward later.. Santa:-I can't tell you about the poem! That's classified! Paraoh and Monica:- Please... Oh dear what a tragedy on November 26th. Monica didn't tie her shoe lace, Santa kicked her in the face. Paraoh asked classified info Santa kicked him with a Tango! Paraoh:-Revenge is a must! How dare he even have the ability to do this to me! The mech is almost made.... But I need a test subject. Huh?!? What's this behind me? ...The perfect test subject
V2 Part 2
On the other side while Paraoh discovers a portal... Engineer Elfs:-We must upgrade Santa more! He will find the suit and destroy it! The status of the flying rotator ships show no problem and the facekicker elves are ready to fight! Even Mr.Reindeer is ready Mr.Reindeer:-Yes I am ! I am the Reindeer Titan! Some upgrading of Santa later... Santa:-Let's find that suit, open the portal! [Santa looked inside and saw...Parin won't let me tell as that would be an additional character so...] Santa:-Nevermind... Dispatch the facekicker elves, the rotators and the flying sleighs! The Reindeer Titan will aid them!
V2 Part 3
Meanwhile Paraoh:-Run! He is coming! HEY! COME BACK HERE NOW! Paraoh:-Phew I made it... Monica, you're good to go! Monica:-[puts on the armour aka suit] Let's go! The Siren Alarms Ben:-It's... a Reindeer and the Elf army we need help now! Deploy the robots! Robot Mech leads the army and defeats the Elf army and forces them to retreat but the Robot mech loses his cannon and the Reindeer Titan kicks him in the face destroying the Robot Mech. Monica arrives on the scene and uses one of her speakers to destroy enemies and then an epic clash happens with the Reindeer Titan leading to....
V2 Part 4
The Face armored robots arrive and they begin to defeat the facekicker elves due to facial protection. The Reindeer Titan is severely damaged due to the fight with Monica as he could not stop her sound waves. While retreating, Paraoh upgrades Charlie into a Mech and Charlie catches up to a fleeing Reindeer Titan. Reindeer Titan:-Noo, leave me! Charlie:-Why did Santa kick them in the face?!? Reindeer Titan:-It was written in the poem! [Ben also arrives as he is also upgraded by Paraoh] Ben:-Stop speaking lies or else my gun your heart! Reindeer Titan:-Idk if it's not the poem what it is but the Elf base is at the North pole...[begins crying] Ben:-Let's go! Meanwhile at the Paraoh base Paraoh:-Unleash the Intercontinental Ballistic Holming Flat Face Nuke to the North pole! Charlie:-We are here, Santa it's time! Santa:-Child I have also been upgraded and I will...What's that?!?! Intercontinental Ballistic Holming Flat Faced Missile incoming. Santa's doom is here! Everyone except Paraoh:-Noooooooo!!!! Paraoh:-Yes!!!! It has landed.. WE WON! Nobody actually died except the elves The End ???:-Wow, that was a major twist of events...
V3
Hey jingle bell jingle all the way,
Santa Claus used to kick Monica's face,
Hard shoes!
Hey jingle bell jingle all the way,
Now for S S Sake of the poem,
Santa Claus now decided to do this with,
Secret, orange, sponge, soft shoes.
Hey jingle bell jingle all the way,
But still didn't help much.
The tradition of kicking face was still continuing. It was since 2 years. But as the faces were harmed, Santa decided to do by his special soft shoes. Just for sake of the poem. Still it didn't help much.
Santa: hey Monica and her friends see kicking face has to be done, as your faces could be harmed, let's do this with my special soft shoes.
Charlie: but why to kick face in the first place?
Diamonde: how many times you are asking this question.
Ben: oh Charlie, remember that he told that he does for the poem.
Paraoh: why is written in poem?
Santa: because I do.
Charlie: why you do?
Santa: is written in poem.
Paraoh: why it's written in poem?
Ben: oh come on Paraoh!
Hey jingle bell jingle all the way,
Santa Claus is coming to beautify Monica's face,
Hey jingle bell jingle all the way,
Really? Beautify face?
B B but Santa has to kick face,
How could he just beautify face,
Hey jingle bell jingle all the way,
Hmm... something has to be done.
Hey jingle bell jingle all the way,
Let's see what happens!
V4
At Night 1 am Santa:-Who is there? Paraoh:-Its me.. [points gun] Santa:-HEY CHILL! Paraoh:-Tell me about the poem now. Santa:-Okay okay fine. So like I hear voices in my head and like uhhh these voices they tell me to do things and if I refuse to do it they force me to do it coincidentally... Paraoh:-So there is a higher power involved in this? Paraoh [Hypnotised by the power]:-You weren't supposed to tell that.. Santa:-So we finally meet... Santa kicks Paraoh but the Power uses the old suit of Paraoh and shoots Santa with its railgun twice and Paraoh gets memory wiped Paraoh:-What happened? Santa:-Just go to sleep... Paraoh:-I just remember a Sodium explosion.... Alright.... The Next morning Paraoh:-Introducing to you all the face repair machine. Santa:-Thats great. They all use it to repair their distorted faces Santa:-So there is a power above all and it controls us. Nobody got controlled?
V5
Paraoh:-What are you talking about? Tell me now what poem? Charlie:-Paraoh that's enough. Paraoh:-Fine I will be leaving. Ben:-You can't betray us Paraoh:-Oh and I'm also taking my robotic army... Monica:-Has he gone mad? Santa: I have no idea [Meanwhile] Paraoh:-Comrades, I need you to kick them out of our base. Robotic Army:-Let's go! [They kick them out] Paraoh:-Comrades, our planes will attack through the border after the U238 beam is equipped with a neutron laser and then it will turn into a Plutonium 238 beam exposing the invisible outer field. [Everything goes according to plan] Paraoh:-So here we are above the border. P:-You weren't supposed to be here
V6
Hey, jingle bell, jingle bell, Jingle no way, Who know now, What to say, Hey, jingle bell, jingle bell, Jingle no way, Christmas was only, A few mins away. Santa Claus must think, He have no time, But jingle bells go, Troubling all the time. Still they, Have nothing to do, Anything hey with crime. There's the last part, No special very special thing, All the way we go cling. So let's, Celebrate it, And let's bend it like hinge. Hey jingle bell jingle all the way, Start the next part, Yes hey hey. Hey jingle bell jingle bell jingle all the way, Let's say!!!