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Ks 0 – Introduction

Hey jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way,
Santa Claus broke in,
The physics laboratory. 

Hey jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way,
The surprise meet has occurred
To kick everyone’s face!

Going through the quantum Carol,
With the frosty formula,
Search the kickmus reactor,
And the kickmus singularity. 

Hey jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way,
Here the series comes, 
To hit, kick, destroy, compress, expand and beautify face. 
Also come there to here 
Special kick the face!

Ks 1 – Crash n Clash

Scene 1
(Santa was riding on his sleigh all the way from California)

Santa: Ho ho ho... Oh my dear elves, what's the velocity? When do we reach our destination?

Elves: We don't know sir.

Santa: This is ridiculous!

Elves: (Malfunction and drop altitude)

Santa: Hoooooo!!!! Help!

(Santa's sleigh crashes in CERN laboratory)

Scene 2
(The physicists were conducting harmonic motion experiments)
(Inverter- Assistant experimentalist
 Colian- Cryogenics specialist
 Jessica- Head of department)

Inverter: Alright, pendulum set at 77K. Also, all other arrangements are ready, floor magnetized, sensors….

Colian: Did you use appropriate amount of nitrogen? Remember, it won’t turn to superconductor.

Inverter: Ahhh..

Colian: You’ve refrigerated! Did you!?

Inverter: Happens dude… Sorry. 

Colian: Dude! The guests might arrive anytime!

Inverter: We can still prove our theory.

Colian: How? This non linear….

(The wall breaks, glasses shatter and Santa’s sleigh breaks in destroying the experiment setup)

Inverter: What on Earth!

Santa: Ow! Where am I?

Inverter: Who are you sir / mam?

Santa: It’s me Santa! Your dear Santa Claus!

Colian: I don’t care! Didn’t you find entrance gate or didn’t the guards let you in that you broke in this way?!

Inverter: You dare break in our laboratory without any consent! You’ve destroyed our experiment!

Santa: I’m extremely sorry for this but…

Jessica: (Arrives hastily) Oh mine eyes! What calamity is this? Dost the guests stand at our door? Is the experiment in readiness?

Inverter: (Whispering) Ma’am, our experiments weren’t even ready.

Jessica: Shut up! I shall prosecute thee!

Santa: I’m sorr…

Colian: Sir, I apologize for your inconvenience, but you have to leave our lab even if you can’t, if possible try to revive things with your so called magical powers.

Jessica: O heavens! If the guests arrive, and what spectacle shall we lay before their eyes?

Scene 3
(Charlie, Monica, Paraoh, Diamonde, Monica are on their way to CERN laboratory)

Charlie: So what theory are they gonna flex on us?

Ben: Bruh, some kinda non‑linear chaos mixed with harmonic motion or whatever.

Diamonde: Wait, wasn’t there that Meissner thing too? Like the superconducting glowup?

Ben: Oh yes. Facts facts.

Ks 2 – The Surprise Meet

Scene 1

Jessica: Come hither, good fellows! Mister Claus, Professor Colian and Inverter. Attend me in mine cabin. There shall we discourse upon this spectacular incident.

(They all walk towards the cabin)

Scene 2
(Ben, Monica, Diamonde, Paraoh, Charlie arrive at CERN)

Charlie: Woah dude! This thing’s insane!

Paraoh: I know right!

(The squad walks in the vestibule and towards the experiment zone)

Ben: Huh? So empty. 

Diamonde: literally no one here dude. 

(They walk in the experiment zone)

Charlie: Whole vibe check failed. What had happened here?!

Ben: No cap, pendulum’s cooked. This lab is straight chaos. 

Charlie: looks like they’ve ghosted us. 

Monica: (screams) Hello! Hello! Anybody here?

Scene 1

Jessica: O calamity! The sleigh hath shattered our noble pendulum! I shall listen thy say!

Colian: So ma’am, we were preparing for our experiment setup and there broke in Mr. Claus destroying everything!

Inverter: I object my lord! The setup wasn’t ready! False statements won’t be tolerated!

Colian: You foolish guy! How did you get a job in CERN?!

Santa: That doesn’t matter to me anyways. My sleigh….

(Sound of Monica shouting is heard)

Jessica: (gasps) Hh! What sound breaketh the talks? Art the guests come to witness thy unmaketh experiment? (Stands up and walks out the cabin)

Santa: (startled) Oh what?! (Runs out the cabin pushing Jessica)

Scene 2

Ben: Yeah, finally someone’s coming. 

(Santa arrives running and turns over a bucket of liquid nitrogen)

Charlie: Whole vibe check failed. Nitrogen mist giving horror movie energy. 

(Few seconds later mist settles down and faces become clear)

Santa: (sees Monica) Oh my goodness! The Devine! The Devine God help us all! Where did you land us! (Lost in the thoughts) 

Monica: (comes and slaps Santa) There you go Claus! TSS, you're such a vibe! Stop ghosting me, let me live!(Irritated) 

Charlie: Shook! Monica you've got him! 

Paraoh: OMG! Monica's on fire! 

Diamonde: Girl, you savage. 

Jessica: O lady dearest! I implore thou! No violence accepted unless in throne am I!

Colian: Honoured guests, please get us out of the confusion. 

Ben: Bruh, this guy's been all up in Monica's business since forever. 

Inverter: Even in ours! You see that destruction? That's done by him.

(Santa kicks Monica's face and throws her through the lab instruments) 

Inverter: Uhh... 

(Charlie and Diamonde jump in the fight and start kicking)
(Santa throws whatever comes to his hand)

Colian: Oh my! The instruments cost a fortune! 

Jessica: O nay nay nay! Desist forewith! I shall not brook further ruination! (Jumps in the fight to stop them but gets her face hit by pendulum)

Ben: (Whispering) Dude, why does the lady speak such old fashioned English?

Paraoh: (Whispering) Yeah right. Seems like she's from Shakespeare time. But nope...

Colian: Take it! (Throws oscilloscope wires in the fight)

(They get entangled all over the instruments)

Monica: Aaah! (Falls in centrifuge)

Ks 3 – For the Superposition

Scene 1

Jessica: Aaaah! Desist! 

Santa: Okayy Okayy. Ho ho ho... 

Ben: Monica, get off the centrifuge. 

Jessica: henceforth, by the authority of mine, I decree none shall depart this lab until it's restored. Ye are confined to this lab... 

Diamonde: Woah, inlab immigration act 2025! 

Ben: No cap! We're in lab jail.

Santa: Three! Two!

Jessica: Uh?

Santa: One! Squad run!

(Monica, Ben, Santa, Charlie, Paraoh, Diamonde run towards the broken wall to get out)

Jessica: O mine!

Inverter: Ha! (Blocks them)

(They run on and over Santa's sleigh)
(Sleigh's throttle was pushed)

Santa: Come on guys! Hurry! Sit in the sleigh!

(The squad sits in the sleigh)

Elves: Ouch!

(Sleigh moves forward with great force and crashes on the wall of quantum physics department)
(They all were thrown through the glass onto active quantum computer)

Jessica: O heavens! (Faints)

Scene 2
(Lilputianaleviastin - Senior scientist, quantum computing department,
 Asspharagus - Predoctoral researcher of quantum physics)

Lilputianaleviastin: Oooo! Nice! Finally we've achieved the superposition of our large book!

Asspharagus: Yaya! Victory! We've also achieved teleportation then!

Lilputianaleviastin: You know our secret right?

Asspharagus: Um which sir?

Lilputianaleviastin: (Pointing towards a quantum computer) You see, that thing provided us all the brains.

Asspharagus: Oh yeah, even now, that blessing is working for us...

Lilputianaleviastin: Oh wait! What is being processed?

Asspharagus: The....

(The separator glass shatters and the squad hits the quantum computer)

Lilputianaleviastin: Oh! What! Nooooooo!

(Quantum computer collapses)

Asspharagus: Aww...

Lilputianaleviastin: (Yelling) Miss Jessicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Jessica: Um yes?

Lilputianaleviastin: (Enraged) Your goodness! This is the third time you've tried to destroy our experiments!

Jessica: I'm so...

Lilputianaleviastin: Enough! We understand you have quite a lot envy but please control yourself!

(The squad secretly tries to escape, sneaking behind entanglement engine)
(They get exposed and the entanglement engine activates)

Lilputianaleviastin: Oh wait wait wait! Please wait! No!

Ks 4 – Quantum Carol

Scene 1
(The squad gets entangled with random objects in room.)

Ben: I feel the vibe of the stapler.

Diamonde: No cap! This book's gigachad! 

Charlie: Bruh, I’m literally linked to a cloth. 

Lilputianaleviastin: Oh fellows! What have you done!?

Jessica: O calamity! The entanglement hath bound thee to the trivialities!

Asspharagus: (panicking) sir, the entanglement engine is not supposed to do this!

Lilputianaleviastin: (Furious) You fools! You have triggered the entanglement cycle!

(The machine pulses and they flicker in and out the existence)

Paraoh: Bruh I’m sitting and standing, this is illegal physics. 

Charlie: I’m literally in multiverse mode. I just saw myself in another timeline. 

(Santa is ‘ho ho ho’ing and crying at the same time)

Jessica: lo! The paradox hath doubled thy souls.

(Suddenly harmonic tones start echoing, walls get strange music)

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Monica: ink tha

Santa: t my pho

Monica: nes music

Santa: got stuck

Monica: in it. 

Jessica: O what a folly! Thy music hath got in superposition with thee!

Asspharagus: Wait! It’s processing something!

Lilputianaleviastin: (Eyes widening)  The quantum Carol!

Diamonde: Bruh, it’s literally singing math. 

Ben: physics karaoke unlocked!

Santa: come on guys! Let’s harmonize before this blows off!

(The squad tries to sing but their voices clash horribly)

Monica: Bruh, we sound like broken Wi-Fi. 

Diamonde: no cap! The machine’s cringing. 

Jessica: Align thy pitch! Harmonize thy souls! Else the Carol shall unmaketh thee!

(The Carol goes louder)
(The entangled squad sees equations swirl in air like holograms, half, full, wave formed)
(The physicists stare in awe as the Carol takes shape)

Lilputianaleviastin: (Terrified) If they fail, the Carol will collapse the entire department. 

Asspharagus: Then we’re all quantum soup. 

(Jessica raises her arms like conducting a Shakespearean maestro)
(Santa gives ‘ho ho ho’ music)
(The squad adds Gen Z harmonies)
(The scientists chant equations in rhythm)

Santa: Ho ho hooooooo….

Ben & Charlie: Bruh uh uh uh……

Diamonde: No cappppppp…..

Jessica: Sing, ye mortals. Let the paradox yeild to harmony. 

Lilputianaleviastin & Asspharagus & Inverter & Colian: (chanting) psi equals alpha, psi equals beta….

(After some time of chaos)
(The squad gets teleported to random corners of the room)

Jessica: lo! The Quantum Carol is complete!

Santa: Ho, ho ho! We did it!

Ben: Bruh, we just saved physics with karaoke. 

Diamonde: No cap! We’re legends. 

Charlie: This is the Kickmus anthem.

Ks 5 – Imposter Among Us

Paraoh: Hmm… okay.
          
(The Entanglement Engine hums louder, reacting to Jessica. Scientists glance nervously at the readings. The hum grows into a low chant, almost like the Carol repeating itself.)

Lilputianaleviastin: Strange… the resonance signature doesn’t match the rest of you.
          
Asspharagus: Bruh, it’s like there’s a timeline bug in the system.
          
(Jessica stiffens, her eyes darting. She tries to laugh it off, but her voice trembles.)
          
Jessica: With my fellow Galileo, for a thousand years have I guarded this Carol…
          
(The squad freezes. Silence. Then chaos.)
          
Ben: Bruh, did she just say a thousand years?
          
Diamonde: No cap… Jessica’s sus.
          
Charlie: Bro, Galileo’s been gone for centuries. How do you know him?
          
Santa: Ho ho ho… unless you were there!
          
(Jessica fumbles, clutching her robe. A pendant slips out and clatters to the floor. Charlie picks it up, holding it high.)
          
Charlie: Bro, this thing’s older than Santa’s beard.
          
Diamonde: No cap, it looks medieval.
          
Lilputianaleviastin: (scanning) Impossible… her quantum imprint appears across centuries.
          
Asspharagus: Bruh, she’s literally a timeline bug!
          
(Jessica backs away, her Shakespearean tone breaking into desperation.)
          
Jessica: Nay! Ye misjudge me!
(The Entanglement Engine suddenly surges, pulling Jessica into superposition flickers. Her body shifts rapidly — a young maiden, a middle‑aged scholar, an ancient crone. The squad gasps.)

Santa: Ho ho ho! She’s literally time‑lagging!
          
Ben: Bruh, she’s glitching like bad Wi‑Fi.
          
Diamonde: No cap, she’s older than the whole syllabus.
          
Jessica: O cruel fate! My disguise undone! Forsooth, I am bound by centuries, cursed to wander through paradox and guard the Carol!
          
(The squad gathers, whispering like an Among Us vote. The scientists watch, horrified but powerless.)
          
Paraoh: No cap! There's and Imposter Among Us!
          
Diamonde: Bruh, she’s the imposter.
          
Charlie: No cap, eject her!
          
Ben: Bruh, lab rules, eject the sus.
          
Santa: Ho ho ho! To the engine with her!
          
(Jessica pleads, her voice echoing with Shakespearean grandeur.)
          
Jessica: Stay thy hand! I am guardian, not foe! The Carol is mine to protect!
          
Lilputianaleviastin: (shaking head) Guardian or not, you are a paradox, just like that of JBKF.
          
Asspharagus: Bruh, she’s destabilizing the whole lab.
          
(The squad pushes Jessica toward the Entanglement Engine. The machine roars, swallowing her in a flash of resonance. Her body dissolves into light, scattering across timelines.)

Jessica: I shall return, when paradox calls again!
          
(She vanishes. Only echoes of her Shakespearean voice linger in the lab, reverberating like ghostly verses. The scientists stare in awe, trembling.)

Monica: (sobbing) Is she dead?
          
Lilputianaleviastin: She’s not gone, she’s scattered across her centuries.
          
Asspharagus: Bruh, she’s literally in her own timeline now.
          
(The squad looks at each other, shaken but triumphant. The Entanglement Engine hums ominously, its coils glowing faintly, hinting that Jessica’s paradox may not be over. The Carol’s resonance lingers, whispering of future chaos.)

Santa: Ho ho ho… lads, this isn’t the end.
          
Diamonde: No cap… she’s coming back.
          
Charlie: Bro, next time she returns, we better be ready.

Ben: Oh guys, but hey! Today was the end Hanukkah!

Santa: So?

Ben: Jessica couldn't put the last candle.

Santa: Oh man, let it be.

Ben: No we can't! We'll be cursed by her!

Ks 6 – Frosty Formula

(The Entanglement Engine quiets after Jessica’s ejection. Her Shakespearean echo fades. The lab is silent, but the air grows colder. Frost creeps across the walls, pipes, and shattered glass. The collapsed quantum computer hums faintly, releasing waves of icy resonance.)

Lilputianaleviastin: The collapse… it’s cooling everything!
          
Asspharagus: Bruh, quantum physics always needed cool situations, but this is insane.
          
(Equations on the greenboard shimmer, freezing into icy letters. Snowflakes swirl around them. The chalk glows faintly, writing itself.)
          
Diamonde: No cap… the whole department’s turning into frost.
          
Ben: Bruh, seems like Jessica's curse, her last candle could have given enough warmth.
          
Santa: Ho ho ho… lads, behold! A new paradox emerges!
          
(On the greenboard, glowing frost writes itself: Force = Mass × Kickmus Acceleration.)
          
Charlie: Bro, that’s Newton’s law but frosty.
          
Paraoh: Hmm… okay.
          
Santa: Ho ho ho! The Frosty Formula!
          
(Santa grabs chalk, scribbling furiously. He adds: Torque = Force × Face Radius.)
          
Santa: Ho ho ho! Now, the torque of a face kick… multiplied by festive cheer!
          
Monica: Bruh, you’re calculating face kicks?
          
Diamonde: No cap, this is gonna end badly.
          
(Santa straps sensors to the squad’s heads. Equations swirl holographically above the greenboard. Predictions appear: “Beautification Level: 100%.”)

Santa: Ho ho ho! The math predicts beautification! Your faces shall glow like ornaments!
          
Jessica:(Echoes from the timelines) Beware… equations deceive…
          
(The squad kicks. The sleigh shakes. Torque transfers. Instead of beautification, faces distort comically — noses bent, cheeks stretched, hair blown back.)
          
Ben: Bruh, I look like a Picasso painting.
          
Diamonde: No cap, my jaw’s in another dimension.
          
Charlie: Bro, the math lied.
          
Santa: Ho ho ho… impossible! The Frosty Formula cannot fail!
          
Lilputianaleviastin: (scribbling notes) The formula predicted beautification, but experiments destroy instead.
          
Asspharagus: Bruh, it’s literally inverse physics.

(The greenboard equations flicker, rewriting themselves: Force = Mass × Kickmus Chaos.)
(The lab trembles. Frost deepens. Equations peel off the blackboard, turning into icy shards that fly across the room.)
          
Santa: Ho ho ho! Lads, brace yourselves… the Frosty Formula has gone rogue!
          
(Snow whirls into a blizzard inside the lab. The squad shields their faces as equations manifest into icy creatures — fractal snowmen made of formulas, marching forward.)

Ben: Bruh, the math’s alive!
          
Diamonde: No cap, we’re fighting algebra snowmen.
          
Charlie: Bro, this is the final exam from hell.
          
Jessica:(Distant echo) Lo! The formula is cursed… Kickmus acceleration breeds destruction, not beauty!
          
(The squad prepares to battle the rogue Frosty Formula, equations swirling like icy monsters)

Ks 7 – Kickmus Reactor

(The Frosty Formula collapses. Equations explode into icy shards)
(A blinding flash engulfs the squad)
(When the light fades, they’re inside a sprawling nuclear power plant — humming turbines, control panels, radiation warning signs. The air is heavy, metallic, vibrating with tension)

Ben: Bruh… we just got teleported.
          
Diamonde: No cap, this s an actual reactor.
          
Charlie: Bruh, these bells look like Christmas decorations.

Ben: Oh yeah right. It’s Christmas, it’s 25.
          
Santa: Ho ho ho… lads, behold!
          
Lilputianaleviastin: Oh dear! I guess the Entanglement Engine got too cold.
          
(Suddenly, metallic bells ring out — reactor sirens. Their deep clang echoes through the chamber, signaling anomaly detection. Engineers in hazmat suits rush in, panicked)

Engineer: Sirens triggered! Radiation flux anomaly detected!
          
Lilputianaleviastin: The bells aren’t ornaments… they’re tied to the reactor’s safety system.

Asspharagus: Bruh, Santa’s touch just activated them.
          
(Santa slams his hand onto a console. The sirens ring louder, vibrating the entire chamber. Radiation waves ripple outward, distorting the squad’s faces — expanding, compressing, stretching like rubber masks)

Ben: Bruh, my face just stretched into widescreen.
          
Diamonde: No cap, I look like a funhouse mirror.
          
(Suddenly, one massive siren bell, mounted above the reactor chamber, breaks loose. It crashes down into the uranium containment chamber with a deafening clang)
(The impact resonates through the core, triggering a chain reaction. The uranium begins to glow, unstable, pulsing like a heartbeat. Radiation spikes.)
          
Engineer: The bell collapsed into the chamber! The uranium is reacting! (screams) Run away!
          
Lilputianaleviastin: The resonan#56ce is amplifying the fission waves… this is catastrophic!
          
Asspharagus: Bruh, the bell turned the reactor into a paradox amplifier!
          
(The uranium glow intensifies, beams of greenight hooting uward. The sirens keep ringing, each clang destabilizing the reactor further)
(The squad shields their eyes as the chamber shakes violently)
(The reactor begins to mel down. Seamursts from pipes. Radiation waves distort the squad’s faces grotesquely — cheeks balloon, jaws shrink, eyes stretch sideways. The ground trembles)
(Engineers flee)
(The squad is left alone with Santa and Quantum Physicists)
          
Santa: Ho ho ho! Lads, this isno rdinary shutdown… this is Kickmus chaos incarnate!
          
Charlie: Bro, if this thing blows, we’re toast.
          
Diamonde: No cap, this is bigger than the Frosty Formula.
          
Santa: (pulls out a battered manual. Pages flutter) Ho ho ho…  (pointing to one line: “Shutdown Protocol = synchronized face kick.”) Only one way to stabilize it… synchronized face kick!

(The squad hesitates. Radiation waves distort their bodies)
(The uranium glow pulses faster, threatening to breach containment)
          
Santa: (raises hand like a conductor) Ho ho ho! On my count… three, two, one… Kick!
          
(They deliver a synchronized face kick)
(The impact reverberates through the chamber, resonating with the sirens)
(The uranium glow flickers, then surges violently. Radiations level increase)
(The chamber blasts violently blinding everyone)
          
Asspharagus: Aaah! No!
          
Santa: Ho ho ho! Shit down incomplete! The Kickmus Reactor is not safe…
          
(They get teleported back to the Quantum Physics Department)
          
Lilputianaleviastin: (Enraged) My gosh! No way! Guys! You’ve ruined our Entanglement Engine!
          
Asspharagus: Yeah! It has to be thrown off, elsitwill malfunction the same way!
          
Lilputianaleviastin: Exactly! Same with the Quantum Computer!
          
Asspharagus: You’re fond of kkcking right? Go on and kick the Entanglement Engine and destroy it!
          
(They all kick the Entanglement Engine)
(The Entanglement Engine breaks down and performs the last malfunction – The squad along with Santa get teleported in Santa’s sleigh)
(The Physicists stare at the sleigh as it backs and approaches them with great velocity)

Ks 8 – AI Carolbot

Scene 1 
(The sleigh dashes the Entanglement engine and a big flash binds their vision) 
(The sleigh vanishes)

Asspharagus: Agh! We’re dead. Once the head comes…
          
Lilputianaleviastin: Look at the marvellous destruction and the mess created… 

Inverter: Yeah right, what if Jessica Ma’am would have seen this? 

Colian: Thinking thinking...

(The physicists stare at the departments, lost in hysterics)

Scene 2

(They get teleported to random places and end up at a corporate office)
(The squad and Santa slide into the robotics company office — lights, engineers buzzing, robots lined up like choir kids waiting for judgment) 
(Engineers whisper about backup suits in case bots flop 
(Squad side‑eyes each other) 
(The transport of robot was ready for the show)

Ben: bruh these suits lookin like… imma drip in depression mode.

Diamonde: no cap i’m finna slide in. 

Santa: ho ho ho… lads… not yet.

(They slip into the truck)

Ben: bruh this truck smells like rotten eggs.

Diamonde: no cap these bots got ears, they listening like spotify premium.

Charlie: bro imagine they pick up our convo and start glitchin, we viral in a cargo box.

Santa: they won’t my dear.

Ben: Anyways how disastrous was our existence!

Diamonde: Yeah right… faces kicked, hit, boxed, punched, expanded, compressed…

Charlie: And so called beautified and destroyed. My dear Santa claus… My dear Monica…

(Robots twitch. Their AI catches the phrase. Voices monotone, echoing in the dark truck.)

Robots: Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way!

Charlie: Huh you guys sing nice.

Ben: Nah bro, they’re flexing.

Robots: Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way…

Monica: Ah so pleasa…

Robots: Santa Claus is coming…

Santa: Excuse me?

Robots: Excuse you to kick Monica’s face!

Ben: bruh we just cursed them like bootleg priests.

Diamonde: no cap, this is the worst podcast collab ever.

Charlie: bro we influencers of doom.

Robots: Coming to destroy, beautify, expand, compress faces!

Scene 3

(Truck doors slam open. Morning mall. Crowded, people pushing to get near stage) 
(Engineers set bots up for rehearsal) 
(The robots begin their carol)

Robots: (Pleasantly singing) jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way! Santa Claus is coming!

(People cheer in joy)

Charlie: bro this mall finna get haunted.

Santa: (Hops on the stage) Hello guys!

(The crowd goes wild, clicking pictures and recording videos)

Robots: To kick Monica’s face! Hey jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way! But Santa Claus got kicked on his face!

(Mall staff panic)

Engineers: (sweating) What curse has engulfed our bots!

(The show gets cancelled immediately)

Engineer1: Ah, take them off! Quick!

Engineer2: At least hope that we win for the Tech Expo now. Keep them off. (Company drags bots to the expo) (Squad stays disguised, still in lineup)

Scene 4

(Bright expo hall, influencers filming, journalists scribbling)

Host: So audience, here is the future, our latest AI! Welcome!

Robots: (Pleasantly singing) jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way! Santa Claus is coming to kick Monica’s face! Hey Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way! Faces got destroyed, expanded, beautifies, compressed!

Ben: bruh CES but cursed.

Diamonde: no cap, this is RIP not VIP.

Charlie: bro influencers finna livestream their own death notices.

(Audience horrified) (Engineers collapse in shame)

Robots: (Run into the truck dragging the squad and Santa along) Jingle bells kick face!

Scene 5

(Engineers drag all to the server room) (Stacked servers humming fill the silence)

Engineer1: wait… who are these extra robots?

Engineer 2: they’re not ours.

(Squad and Santa revealed — not robots, but intruders) (Engineers furious) (Robots permanently corrupted)

Ben: bruh plot twist, we were the virus.

Santa: Um guys, we apologize for the mess we’ve done. Though it wasn’t intentional. 

Diamonde: no cap, engineers finna cry blood.

(All engineers collapse simultaneously)

Ks 9 – Kickmus Singularity

JBKF IS GIVING A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO DRAFT THE GREAT 'KS 9 - KICKMUS SINGULARITY' FOR Y'ALL!
          
JBKF WILL RECEIVE MULTIPLE SAMPLES FROM A PERSON OR GROUP OF PEOPLE, THE MOST APPROPRIATE ONE WILL BE SELECTED AND PUBLISHED.
          

Hint: Read the previous chapters, analyse the way they're written and follow. Make it in continuation to Ks 9.
          
Directions: All the concepts including- "Quantum Carol, Imposter Among Us, Frosty Formula, Kickmus Reactor, AI Carolbot" will merge in this chapter. 
All the characters will appear. 
Everyone will bid a farewell to the last JBKF series of the year. 
Finally the original JBKF paradox returnes i.e. "Santa kicks Monica's face because it's written", "It's written because Santa kicks Monica's face". 
The series concludes.
          

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