Hyphnyxys
This part of the story follows a chaotic and humorous adventure where Santa kidnaps Monica, leading her friends—Ben, Charlie, Paraoh, and Diamonde—on a bizarre rescue mission. They infiltrate Santa’s strange igloo base filled with absurd traps, causing accidents that leave Monica temporarily bald before her hair regrows as glowing fiber-optic strands. A mysterious helper, Anna, appears and aids them before disappearing again. Just as things seem normal, a strange paradox takes over: Santa kicks Monica’s face because it is written in a poem, and the poem exists because he does it, trapping everyone in a looping cycle of events where actions and text continuously cause each other.
Chapters
Hx 1 – The Beginning
Santa came at night, With boots so tight, He shouted loud, And started a fight. Hey jingle bell, jingle bell, Kick face all the way, Monica stood strong, But Santa made her sway. Ben held a badge, Charlie held the time, Paraoh built machines, Diamode made them shine. Hey jingle bell, jingle bell, Slap face in the snow, Santa tied his laces, And shouted "Here we go!" The fight went on, Till morning light, Cookies broke, But faces were right. Hey jingle bell, jingle bell, Kick face all the way, This is Hyphnyxys, A brand-new play.
Hx 2 – Moving Ahead
(Scene 1) Monica: Santa! Santa! Santa Claus: Ho, ho, ho……. What’s up? Monica: Mustn’t you be in your factory? Christmas is right here. Santa Claus: No cap! Yo young lady, that won’t work. Your attempts to ghost yourself and try to escape??? Monica: My goodness….. (Scene 2) Charlie: Come up with something fams?! Paraoh: Dude, we found Santa’s office, his factory, but his home base??? Ben: Firstly, initiate any form of communication with Monica. Paraoh: I hope so. Diamonde: Hey guys, what’s the tea up to? Charlie: Ways to reach Santa. Diamonde: For the initials we’ve seen Santa kick Monica’s face. Ben: Um..hm Diamonde: Everything’s already planned. Paraoh: Fine. Diamonde: Just chill and vibe with water. (Scene 3) Santa Claus: See, there’s a timeline we’re traveling in. There’s everything capped. Monica: Is the same traditional story lowkey you want??? Santa Claus: Thinking thinking
Hx 3 – Invasion
Backdrop of previous session- as continuation of V1, Monica was kidnapped by Santa at his home base. Charlie, Ben, Paraoh, Diamonde were stressed out to find any way to reach Monica and save her. (Scene 1) Diamonde: Damn! I’ve got an email from Santa! It’s some sort of coupon for any mid present at Santa’s store. Ben: Sis, there are also coordinates of his home base. Diamonde: Ah, seems like a scam. Ben: Halt, let me trace the coordinates. ( scraping the computer) No cap! Dude the location is California! Charlie: You found the city too right? Ben: Um Santa has sent this from a city called Santa Monica. Diamonde: That dude’s insane. Paraoh: Anyways, let’s go. (Scene 2) (They all reach at Santa’s base) Paraoh: Huh. An igloo?! In California?! That too with such a sign?! ( They spot an igloo with a neon sign “Santa’s-Not-Secret-Lair “) Ben: That’s sus. Charlie: Subtle. A real subtle. Diamonde: At least there’s WiFi. Ben: Focus fam, there’s Monica inside. (Scene 3) (They sneak in, but Santa’s traps are ridiculous) Diamonde:(slips on a Candy cane) Aah, a hallway of candy canes that slip you off like banana peels. (They spot elves armed with nerf guns and a giant gingerbread man) Ben: He’s crazy! Charlie: This is less igloo on North Pole and more of ‘Willy Wonka with anger issues’ (Scene 4) ( They find Monica tied up with tinsel and Santa guarding her like WWE wrestler) Santa: Ho Ho Ho. Hold up. Nobody leaves without a face-kick! Ben: By the law of Christmas, release her! Paraoh: (Deploys a malfunctioning snow bot that sprays whipped cream everywhere ) Charlie: Distract him! Diamonde: (Throws the spam email printout at Santa) Here’s your coupon, Claus. Santa: (Slips on paper and face plants into the whipped cream) Hoooo!!! Ben: Come on Monica! Run! Monica: (Gets her hair tangled in Christmas lights) Ouch! Paraoh: Oh dear.
Hx 4 – Burnt Hair
Ben: Till Monica’s hair get untangled, delay the Santa so that we get time! Paraoh: (Deploys the malfunctioning snow bot again, but it attempts to cut Monica’s hair) Monica: Hey no! Stop! Paraoh: Get off her head snow bot! (Snow bot fails to obey and crushes one of the light bulb mistakenly) Monica: (The Christmas lights catch fire) Aaaah! Help! Aaaaaaaaaaahh!!! Santa: Fire? In my igloo? This is ridiculous. You’ll be prosecuted for…… (Fire extinguishing system starts to spray kerosene) Charlie: Stop the silly fire extinguishers! Dumb Santa! Santa: You mean smart? That is to spread the fire…. Charlie: Spread! Your stupidity! Santa: Bro, let me explain. You see as the fire spreads, the igloo melts. As the igloo melts, it drops ice on fire. And in turn that extinguishes it! Charlie: I’ve no words…. Paraoh: Someone help Monica! Monica: Aaaah! My hairs are burning! (Ice falls and punches her hair) Ouch! Paraoh: Oh poor Monica! We’re so sorry, we’re helpless. (A few seconds later the fire goes off) Monica: (Hairs completely burn and gets bald) No way! (Starts crying) Santa: What now? Diamonde: (throws spam email printouts again) Take it Santa! Santa: (again face plants, but on the ash) Hoooo! (The ash flies and drops over Monica) Monica:(sneezes) Achooo! Diamonde: Come on Monica! Run! Monica: What’s happening? (Her hairs grow again) My hairs? Paraoh: Aren’t those weird? Ben: Her hairs grew again but fiber optic cables??? Monica: My hairs grew as fiber optic cables??!! OMG!
Hx 5 – Going to Normal
(Scene 1) Anna: (Appears from nowhere) here I am girl! Santa: Woah! Who are you?! Anna: Let me introduce myself, I am Andromeda Estefelwald, I have 93% in 5th year of MA in slapping face. I am here to…. Santa: That explains everything. Anyways, no foreign characters allowed! Andromeda: Nah, I’m temporary, I’ll appear wherever needed. Santa: Hmmm. That’s fair, as you seem to have experience. Andromeda: Choo! (Tried something on Monica) Monica: (hairs i.e. the fiber optic glow in rainbow colors) What’s happening? Charlie: Well that’s pretty. Andromeda: (disappears) Bye guys, Monica run! (The squad runs out the igloo) (Scene 2) (They reach home) Monica: Oh... Finally! Paraoh: Poor Monica! So much trouble comes up to you! Andromeda: (Reappears) Yes dear, that's why I'm here. Monica: Please turn my hair back to normal! Andromeda: Sorry, not yet. Ben: Anyways, thanks for the help. Andromeda: (Disappears) No problem! Diamonde: I think everything's normal. Paraoh: Let's just forget about what had happened. Ben: Yeah, let's go for an evening walk on the promenade. Charlie: Okay, just chill and have some peaceful and leisurely time now, after all that struggle. Monica: True.
Hx 6 – Usual Paradox
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way; Santa Claus is written; To kick Monica’s face. Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way; Because the line exists; Santa finds the place. Santa Claus was typed, he slid in; The stanza said “kick,” So Santa learned the pace. Santa Claus did kick, he kicked; The poem stated it; And therefore set the pace. Charlie, Ben and Paraoh ran; Diamonde clipped the beat; They queued a rescue trace. Monica dropped a clap, she logged; The chorus rewrote itself; But the line kept looping space. It is written: Santa kicks face; Because it’s written, he kicks; Because he kicks, the verse persists. Jingle spins, repeat the case; Text makes move, move makes text; They keep paradox on the fix.
Hx 7 – Looping
Ben:Santa! What have you done! You began a loop! Santa:Stop blaming me or else I will make you fanum tax my kicks.Cap! It wasn't me! It was your so called "poem"! (Ben jumps to destroy the poem by tearing it but Santa fanum taxed his leg and pulls him back.) Paraoh:What the sigma? Monica:Santa opened a time loop. (Santa kicks Monica's face.) Santa:Fanum tax my kicks haha! Charlie:How dare you? (Slaps Santa's face.) Santa:That does it! (Santa let's Ben go and jumps on Charlie's face.) Paraoh and Diamonde:Skibidi Santa! (They run.Santa runs after then with a gift box in his hand and points it towards Diamonde and out comes a mechanical hand and pushes Diamonde who falls flat on snow.) Anna:Paraoh! Run before he gets you and fanum taxes you.WATCH OUT! (Paraoh slips on snow and falls flat on his face.) Anna:There he gets fanum taxed.Well I have a 93 percentage on my SLAPPING MA! Say goodbye! (Anna slaps Santa but kicks her and knocks her out because he has 1400/100 in his Kicking MA.Santa runs back to kidnap Monica but a digital notification to let someone in appears in front of him and he gets knocked out by smashing his face accidentally on the yes button.) Horace:OK let's see Andromeda.Ouch! Ok come with me you have work to do. (Dragging Anna back.)