Classics
The short poem-style chapters series is the Classics series. Here, the chapters exist independently and randomly, it might be difficult to create a link between them or maybe even understand them. For more organised content, look out for newer series...
Chapters
C1
Dashing to the snow, and a one for open neigh, Ask the way he go, and crashing all the way. Roll on slapping face, falling on the floor, And empty stomach pain hey feel a normal house flies in everywhere. Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Santa Claus is coming to kick face, Hey, Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way something has to now we say. Lying terribly in the cotton, Horrible fun nowhere, Some jingle bela, the dog here and there, and hey hey say no way clauses threshing snare. Hey jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Trip and zoom fall down clashing cramping clashing everywhere. Hey jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Santa Claus, say ho ho ho hey.
C2
Ben:-Santa what is this poem in your diary? Santa:-Ughhhhhh Kicks Ben Ben dodges Ben:-Who do you think made the series?I am their- A (teleports and screams):-DON'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL- (Gets teleported away) Ben:-Wrong story..Anyways- (Santa escaped when Ben was telling A) Charlie:-What now? Monica:-We go to the- (Paraoh appears from behind) Paraoh:-Charlie's secret chocolate factory! Charlie:-So you read my diary? Paraoh:-No,you talk in your sleep. Monica:-Anyways Santa escaped and he is evil again. Paraoh:-So? I mean lets get in the bunker!-I mean in the chocolate factory! Charlie:-I don't have a chocolate factory but I do know how to make cookies! Ben:-Wait we have a chimney! Monica:-And Santa comes down it to give gifts and kicks! Charlie:-And he wants cookies! Ben:-But it is November.. Monica:-So we need a time machine! Charlie:-So we need Paraoh! Paraoh:-Hmmmm... I will have to take a consultation with my bacteria assistants.M..mhm... Ok! [2 weeks later] [Paraoh and Monica and Charlie and Ben time travel to December 24th][They prepare everything for their plan]
C3
Jingle bela, jingle bela, jingle sahulya wela, Sannata Claus marita laghta Monica chah tundhila, Eh jingle bela, jingle bela, jingle sahulya wela, Pin Sannata Claus chick lahaghta tund marahitum. Sannata Claus rajemal ho goa garalio, ho patrala and Monica paratha ho yemen tund. Sannata Claus saaad zhalin, ho garhlahaya goa. Ho patrala nah aaht mahic boot lace badatam. Eh Jingle bela jingle bela jingle sahulya wela sannata clause asatam.
C4
Jingle bell jingle bell jingle many ways Santa Claus is coming to kick, hit, punch, slap, disfigure, remove, beautify, Monica’s face Hey jingle bell jingle bell jingle many ways But Santa Claus got kicked in, on, above, inside, outside, behind, front, below, his face Santa Claus got happy, sad, mad, bad, lonely, funny, angry He went hospital, police station, airport, resort, restaurant, home He returned and Monica made him fall, climb, fly, run, walk, swim, dive on his face Santa Claus got sad He went home He never, always, sometimes, mostly, maybe returned and Broke, cut, loosen, tight, ties his magical shoe lace Hey jingle bells jingle bells jingle many ways Hey ho ho ho...
C5
Jingle bells, Jingle bells dismay all the way What's dead is dead, but hope remains Even when the world feels tough Love is always there Day and night beneath the stars, We dream and cry Santa came with joy and a smile at every door They sang to bring their hearts up Jingle bells jingle bells Wishing for a brand new start
C6
It's been two days Two whole days Since Santa hasn't Kicked anyone's face. He is protesting Against the law That prohibits anyone From kicking face. Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way So Santa made his own country Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way Where kicking faces is Good for your health.
C7
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Jingle All the way The way in which Negotiations came Was so unexpected. Dashing through the snow Riding on his sleigh Santa came back to his country Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells He got recognition For his country from The United Nations. Kicking Face is there Slapping's Illegal Now everyone Will be happy here Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle All the way Santa said Let a new way come in.